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TeleSlim Clinic vs Valhalla Vitality

Compare the prices, treatment options and tradeoffs that matter before you choose a GLP-1 program.

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TeleSlim Clinic

Provider comparison

Patients in its states who want a named physician team, and who will ask how the membership fee works before joining.

Semaglutide / month
Not disclosed
Tirzepatide / month
Not disclosed
Index 55/100 · Grade CChecked October 2026

Valhalla Vitality

Provider comparison

Shoppers comfortable creating a free account before seeing any price, in exchange for a stated 'one transparent price, no markups' philosophy.

Semaglutide / month
Not disclosed
Tirzepatide / month
Not disclosed
Index 55/100 · Grade CChecked October 2026

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The comparison in brief

Both score 55/100 on the Cost-Efficiency Index. There is no score winner; compare the treatment you need, billing terms and state availability.

Check the difference in state access

TeleSlim Clinic
6 states
Valhalla Vitality
All 50 states

The better fit depends on what is included in your quote. A lower advertised price can require prepayment, apply to a starting dose or leave out a separate fee.

How the comparison is scored

Costs & coverage

Published prices with their terms intact. Annual estimates account for billing frequency and known fixed required fees; they are not a treatment quote.

TeleSlim Clinic

Valhalla Vitality

Semaglutide / month
TeleSlim Clinic: Not disclosed
Valhalla Vitality: Not disclosed
Tirzepatide / month
TeleSlim Clinic: Not disclosed
Valhalla Vitality: Not disclosed
Semaglutide / year (modeled)
TeleSlim Clinic: —
Valhalla Vitality: —
Tirzepatide / year (modeled)
TeleSlim Clinic: —
Valhalla Vitality: —
State availability
TeleSlim Clinic: 6 states
Valhalla Vitality: All 50 states
Oral / sublingual option listed
TeleSlim Clinic: Yes
Valhalla Vitality: Yes
Brand-name access listed
TeleSlim Clinic: Yes
Valhalla Vitality: Not confirmed
Provider facts checked
TeleSlim Clinic: October 2026
Valhalla Vitality: October 2026

Comparing different billing plans? See what a GLP-1 monthly price can leave out, or calculate the monthly cost.

Which program fits your priorities?

The strengths and limitations behind each provider's score. Read the full review before deciding.

TeleSlim Clinic

Patients in its states who want a named physician team, and who will ask how the membership fee works before joining.

Reasons to consider it

  • Three named, board-certified obesity medicine physicians
  • Named compounding pharmacy (Rush Pharmacy, Oviedo, FL)
  • Prescribes compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide as well as brand-name Wegovy, Zepbound, the Wegovy pill and Foundayo

What to weigh up

  • No medication price is published; the subscription doesn't include medication, which TeleSlim says can run $10 to $900 a month
  • Its own pages disagree on the subscription price ($99/month on the homepage, from $149/month in the FAQ)
  • No LegitScript certification

Valhalla Vitality

Shoppers comfortable creating a free account before seeing any price, in exchange for a stated 'one transparent price, no markups' philosophy.

Reasons to consider it

  • LegitScript badge displayed
  • Serves all 50 states with U.S.-licensed medical providers
  • References verified, U.S.-licensed 503A pharmacies (though unnamed)

What to weigh up

  • Every GLP-1 product page gates its actual price behind account creation ('Sign in to view pricing & details'), directly contradicting the site's own 'transparent price' marketing language
  • No price is shown until you hand over personal information in a signup form
  • No named medical director or individual prescriber

Explore the six scoring factors

Scores run from 0 to 100. A higher factor score reflects our published value criteria; it is not a clinical endorsement.

TeleSlim ClinicValhalla Vitality
Normalized Cost/Month
TeleSlim Clinic:
45/100
Valhalla Vitality:
45/100
Price Transparency
TeleSlim Clinic:
54/100
Valhalla Vitality:
20/100
Nationwide Access
TeleSlim Clinic:
42/100
Valhalla Vitality:
86/100
Formulation Options
TeleSlim Clinic:
64/100
Valhalla Vitality:
51/100
Clinical Oversight
TeleSlim Clinic:
80/100
Valhalla Vitality:
82/100
Contract Flexibility
TeleSlim Clinic:
55/100
Valhalla Vitality:
61/100

Before you sign up

  • Confirm your totalAsk about dose changes, membership, labs, shipping and cancellation terms.
  • Check treatment accessState coverage and medical eligibility can differ by medication and formulation.
  • Understand the medicationCompare compounded and brand-name options. Compounded drugs are not FDA-approved.

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Provider information reflects public disclosures at the verification dates shown. Prices and availability change; confirm current terms before paying. This comparison is for information, not medical advice. A licensed clinician determines whether treatment is appropriate.